Purrfect Companion Pillows

We're all thinking about you.

When cats bring gifts.

Cats

Cat Lady

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Romance in Pink

Happy Valentine's Day

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Love me?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Persian

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'We know you have a cat...'

Dog in the Bed.

There had always been three in the relationship...

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Which side do you want?"

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Good morning, world!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

To my Valentine

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

I love my cat.