Purrfect Partner Pillows

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I'm not coming in without her."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

"I hate it..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The Young Couple

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'We know you have a cat...'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Cat's Valentine

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Cat Lady

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

I love my cat.

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."