Purrfect Pal Pillows

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Persian

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'We know you have a cat...'

There had always been three in the relationship...

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Wheelburrows.

When cats bring gifts.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Love.

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'