Purrfect Pal Pillows

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Persian

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I hate it..."

Cats

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Dear Dairy

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'We know you have a cat...'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

There had always been three in the relationship...

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Wheelburrows.

One Winter Day In Old Moscow...

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Love.

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."