Purrrfect Pal Pillows

"They like you because you're allergic to them."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cats

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Persian

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'We know you have a cat...'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

When cats bring gifts.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

Frank Auerbach

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'So you're a cat person...'

I love my cat.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'