Purrfect Friend Pillows

'We know you have a cat...'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cats

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Love.

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

There had always been three in the relationship...

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"I said de-cat coffee."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Devil Stove

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Litter Box with actual litter.

Cat Lady

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

I love my cat.

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

A cat listening to a record player

Cat Thanks.

'I think I'm going to need a wide angled lens...'

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."