Pristine Pal Pillows

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Bront?saurus.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"This is my man cave."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

A Friend in Need.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Beer Club for Men.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Wish You Were Beer

T-Rex Baseball

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'