Pristine Pal Mugs

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Bront?saurus.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

A Friend in Need.

Beer Club for Men.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Persian