Primate Pal Mugs

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"This is my man cave."

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'

'Well, I'm afraid you've got junglevitis!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'That was fun!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Pet a Puppy

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'