Primate Lover Mugs

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

Institute of Banana Innovation 1898

"We have no choice. Send in the giant Jane Goodall."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Football Chameleon

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Crocodile

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"You've got a friend in me."

"This is my man cave."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture