Primate Lover Gifts

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

Institute of Banana Innovation 1898

"We have no choice. Send in the giant Jane Goodall."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Football Chameleon

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

Crocodile

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"This is my man cave."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'