Primate Enthusiast Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Danger Quicksand.

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

'Yes, the baboon butts are supposed to look like that, you ignorant hicks.'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

'Hey! What kind of monkey business is going on here?'

"...an this is my extended family."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Bobby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.

"Take a letter to the window cleaning company...."

'Day 24: Haven't gained their trust. Still can't get past secretary.'

Apes make bad patients.

Monkeys.

"For goodness sake, Letticia! This is no time to be starting one of your infernal affairs."

'Do I really need to do the chest-pounding thing? It really hurts you know...'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Parkour championship

"Well, I'm sorry if you misheard me, dad, but he's not a monk -- he's a monkey. an he's anything but celibate."

"Well, I'm sorry if you misheard me, dad, but he's not a monk -- he's a monkey. an he's anything but celibate."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"You gotta admit, these prehensive hands are great for throwing poop!"

'Day 36: I finally earned their trust.'

Meet the artist

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

Ping Kong

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Banana Accident

Woman at dinner with a chimp...'Honestly! I can't take you anywhere.'

Monkey casino study.