Primate Psychology Enthusiast Gifts

"Sure, I can help you channel your anger into a rage display..."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Too much monkey business...

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Monkey casino study.

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.