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"Sure, I can help you channel your anger into a rage display..."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Monkey casino study.

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'