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The Origin of Species

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

The life of penguins.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Monkey casino study.