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Ape.

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Trump to Build Wall

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'