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'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Monkey casino study.