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'No termites, no grubs, no leaves... What kind of crazy restaurant is this?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

The Goalkeeper

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Swinging through the jungle.

Monkey Business

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Monkey casino study.

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"