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'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Monkey Business

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Can I get another second opinion?'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"Not too much off my back."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

How to scare cats.

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.