Primate Pranksters Gifts

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Can I get another second opinion?'

Children in a Nursery.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Not too much off my back."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

How to scare cats.

Early Cartoonists.

Hide and Seek