Primate Prankster Gifts

'Good report, Al... but was it good enough? What do you think, Binky? Has Al earned a bonus or a face full of monkey crap?'

Penile Implants

I knew it was a mistake letting you sign up for Amazon Primate. Bananas.

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Monkey Business

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I think we overordered."