Penguin Prankster Gifts

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"It was a botched surgery."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

A pony throws its rider.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Monkey Business

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Pants Uglifier!

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'