Puck Prankster Gifts

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

Fishing from the Pier

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Hole in forty-seven.

The Puck Stops Here.

'Can I get another second opinion?'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'How are they biting?'

His Other Shtick

Hockey Goal

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

Bowled out.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

"Prozzac"

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

Women Golfers

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.