Puck Enthusiast Gifts

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

"Roomba, noooo!"

"Prozzac"

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Hockey Season.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

The Hockey Puckey

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Self Raising Flour

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"We should have taken a eweber."

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