Puck Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a true puck warrior? Our collection celebrates hockey enthusiasts who live and breathe the game. Whether it's for a passionate fan or a dedicated player, these items combine creative design with a touch of wit, perfect for sports lovers who appreciate humor and unique style. Find the ideal present that honors their love of hockey and their fighting spirit.

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'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.'' mockup

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

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'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.' mockup

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

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"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Let's just go in and see what happens." mockup

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

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Hockey Season.

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'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?' mockup

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

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'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?' mockup

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

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'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...' mockup

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

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'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!' mockup

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant." mockup

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

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'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.' mockup

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

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His Other Shtick

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Hockey Goal

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'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.' mockup

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

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"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player." mockup

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

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'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!' mockup

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

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'Would you like me to check your coat?' mockup

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

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"Prozzac"

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"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match."

"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match." mockup

"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match."

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"He should've passed the puck."

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Skate! Skate! Skate!

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'Puck!'

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Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract." mockup

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

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'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?' mockup

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

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World Ping-Pong Federation.

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'Now, aren't you glad I made you wear the goggles when you went to retrieve your golf ball in the paintball area?'

'Now, aren't you glad I made you wear the goggles when you went to retrieve your golf ball in the paintball area?' mockup

'Now, aren't you glad I made you wear the goggles when you went to retrieve your golf ball in the paintball area?'

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'It's come to my attention that a few employees have been engaging in paintball wars instead of getting their work done. Would you know who these individuals are?'

'It's come to my attention that a few employees have been engaging in paintball wars instead of getting their work done. Would you know who these individuals are?'

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