Puck Enthusiast Pillows

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

"Roomba, noooo!"

"Prozzac"

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Self Raising Flour

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"We should have taken a eweber."

Kane and Abe L.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'