Pirate Prankster Gifts

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Pirates at the mall.

'It's a treasure map.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Monkey Business

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

"What's the limit on these things?"

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Old fart and the sea'

When Astronomers Party.

Penile Implants

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Jello in the diving pool.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"I attract all the crypts."