Pirate Prankster Prints

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Pirates at the mall.

'It's a treasure map.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'Old fart and the sea'

Diving into a Fake Pool

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

Penile Implants

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"I attract all the crypts."

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'