Maritime Prankster Prints

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'How are they biting?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'Old fart and the sea'

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

School Crossing

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Revenge of the Fish

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Danger Loose Chippings