Maritime Prankster Pillows

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'How are they biting?'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Old fart and the sea'

"What's the limit on these things?"

School Crossing

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Revenge of the Fish

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Danger Loose Chippings

"No more home swaps on the internet."