Ocean Pranksters Pillows

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"So there's this big Mother...."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Hide and Seek

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"What's the limit on these things?"