Seaside Pranksters Pillows

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Scene on the English coast.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"So there's this big Mother...."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Old fart and the sea'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."