Seaside Pranksters Pillows

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Scene on the English coast.

Back to the Holidays

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"So there's this big Mother...."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Hide and Seek

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Modern animal communication

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'