Pirate Impersonator Prints

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'I'm prescribing a patch. It won't cure you but you'll have fun talking like a pirate.'

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Pirates at the mall.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'It's a treasure map.'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Pirate

Lion Costume

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Corporate pirate.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

No Shoes, No Service.

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.