Pirate Impersonator Pillows

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'I'm prescribing a patch. It won't cure you but you'll have fun talking like a pirate.'

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

Pirates at the mall.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'It's a treasure map.'

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Will Curl Lip For Food

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

No Shoes, No Service.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"