Pirate Performer Pillows

Pirate

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Shred the plank."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Pirates at the mall.

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Walking the Plank.

"How many letters can you read?"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Corporate pirate.