Aquatic Performer Pillows

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Dolphin tricks.

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Graceful, for a big man....

The Hudson River School of Art.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The ocean is no place for a star.

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Cat wing walking.

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Trapeze Safety,

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Annual sportknitting Derby