Aquatic Acrobat Pillows

'Ooh, that's better!'

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

'Synchronised swimming.'

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Dolphin tricks.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.