Aquatic Acrobat Gifts

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

'Synchronised swimming.'

Dolphin tricks.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'