Acrobatics Adventurer Gifts

'But I gave you folks enough geriatric tablets to last Rover for a year. How could you have used them up so soon?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'He's maturing early.'

Football

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Washing Line Walker

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

The Path

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Fly Artist

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."