Acrobatic Antics Enthusiast Gifts

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'He's maturing early.'

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Giraffe Portrait

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Fly Artist

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.