Aerial Acrobatics Aficionado Gifts

"Here they come, the socially distanced Red Arrows."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

Fitness Course.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Basic economy

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Hire Wire Act

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Conductorcize.

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Segway Workout

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Model Stealth Bomber.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Gymnasts

Flight School.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"