Aerial Acrobatics Aficionado Gifts

"Here they come, the socially distanced Red Arrows."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Circus

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

Fitness Course.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Basic economy

'He has really taken to the training.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Hire Wire Act

For Sale: Red Arrow

Segway Workout

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Flight School.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Model Stealth Bomber.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Gymnasts