Aerial Acrobatics Gifts

Trapeze pick pocket

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

'He's maturing early.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Keep Fit.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

The Path

Circus

Fly Artist

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."