Aerial Acrobatics Prints

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

'He's maturing early.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Keep Fit.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Washing Line Walker

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Circus Act

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Circus

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Support the head."

Information Tightrope.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."