Aerial Acrobat Gifts

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

An Aeronaut Scratching his Head over a Difficult Problem

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Model Stealth Bomber.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Flight School.

'...he's not really flying it's just the extra skin between his arms and legs.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

The Path

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"Support the head."

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Dolphin tricks.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."