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'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you keep still?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Giraffe Portrait

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Cow Pilot.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has really taken to the training.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Basic economy

"I got replaced by another clown"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Hire Wire Act

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Model Stealth Bomber.

A gymnast holding a balloon

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.