Aerial Arts Admirer Gifts

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

You must be this tall.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Why Superman flies himself

Football

Life and Death

Balloon dog training

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Basic economy

'He has really taken to the training.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Air Dentistry

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Cow Pilot.

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

OOPS!