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"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

You must be this tall.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Football

Why Superman flies himself

Life and Death

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Balloon dog training

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Basic economy

'He has really taken to the training.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Air Dentistry

Cow Pilot.

Fish Boarding

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

OOPS!

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'