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'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Life and Death

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Football

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cow Pilot.

Air Dentistry

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Left Behind

Basic economy

Fish Boarding

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Cowboy Suitcase.

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"Get a life!"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"I say!"