Airplane Anecdote Lover T-Shirts

Options for carry-on luggage that's too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin.

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Flight Socks.

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Student driver"

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"I can't believe they put us in dog class!"

A drone laying an egg

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

Two birds refuel.

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'