Airplane Anecdote Lover Gifts

Options for carry-on luggage that's too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin.

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

Flight Socks.

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"I can't believe they put us in dog class!"

"I wonder where they nest..."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

A drone laying an egg

"Student driver"

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airline concerns.

Two birds refuel.