Airplane Humor Lover Gifts

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

The Problem with the TSA

'Stealth broom.'

Two birds refuel.

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

I brake for Jetliners.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Security Guards Escort Cupid Away

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

Lost plane keys.

'Is this business class?'

Tranguility Airlines,

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

'You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airplane seats.'

Stop flicking that lighter !

'When will we be breaking the sound barrier?'